Steal Your Competitor’s Playbook With One Dumb-Easy AI Trick

Your rivals are sloppy. They’ve left the keys to the kingdom lying around on Google Store Pages, buried under a mountain of customer whinging and five-star back-slaps.

And guess what? Ninety-nine percent of business owners are too lazy, or too busy to sift through it all. Which is why you should.

The Hack

1. Go to a competitor’s Google Store Page.
2. Copy the link (or text from 50–100 reviews).
3. Paste the whole lot into ChatGPT with this line:“Analyze these customer reviews. Give me the top 10 recurring themes: 5 positives, 5 negatives. Then write me 3 ad angles that highlight where my business beats this competitor.”

In under a minute, you’ll have a cheat sheet on your competition: what they’re screwing up, what their customers actually care about, and exactly how to turn it against them.

Why It Works

Because people don’t shut up. They’ll tell you, for free, that your competitor’s shipping is slow, their support sucks, and their fees are sneakier than a fox in a henhouse.

They’ll also tell you the only things that matter: “fast delivery,” “no bs pricing,” “great range.”

AI stitches it together into a hit list. You don’t guess. You don’t gamble. You know what to hammer in your ads.

A Real Example

Your rival’s reviews moan: “Late orders. Hidden surcharges.”

Your ads say:

• “No hidden fees. No fake stock promises.”
• “Next day deliver within 24 hours.”
• “Fast shipping. No ridiculous lead times.”

That’s not marketing genius. That’s daylight robbery with AI as your getaway driver.

The Dumbified Kick

You don’t need market research. You don’t need consultants.

You need a half-baked caveman brain, a copy-and-paste job, and ChatGPT to do the grunt work.

Your competitor’s customers are writing your ads for you. All you’ve got to do is reach into the cookie jar.